23 7 / 2014

Honeydukes in Hogsmeade at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

(Source: secondquarterquell, via cookiekhaleesi)

23 7 / 2014

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(via everything-is-sunshine)

23 7 / 2014

(Source: trollingchannel, via melisssxo)

23 7 / 2014

We’re almost at 100 likes at The Fox Box. 
Once I reach 100 I’ll be doing a give away!

So if you like anything here, or want in on the giveaway go to TheFoxBoxVintage!
Thanks! 

23 7 / 2014

kamonra:

THESE PEOPLE.

No, There are SO MANY OF THEM OUT THERE.

Ugh.

(Source: lisaedelstein)

23 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

(via doorthee)

22 7 / 2014

n-ooky:

same

(Source: catsbeaversandducks, via skygrim)

22 7 / 2014

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via luciferofficial)

22 7 / 2014

Beifong’s being heroes. 

(Source: titanbender, via supersamnatural)

22 7 / 2014

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via thecuriouscaseofkatie)

22 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

queertoast:

missmagrathea:

"Tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright.
Oh please tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright”

'Cause I hate the ocean, theme parks, and airplanes, talking with strangers, waiting in line….

(via lottiepots)

21 7 / 2014

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

(via tuiteyfruityundead)

21 7 / 2014

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

(Source: fyeahhousewifeswag, via dreamsofjade)